its seems that after you get passed 12 or more guns the wife loses count and dont even bother looking at you bringing guns in or out of the house but i have the same problem as you do with the ups man especialy if i am not home and she has to sign for the box and then its since you bought a new gun what can i get and then you have to do the tap dance and tell her you bought it with money that should be going for some thing else ha ha buck